“Today was so unproductive. I got nothing done.” I often find myself measuring my days in terms of how productive I’ve been. In other words: if I...
There are some words that are only ever used to describe women: Ditsy, feisty, frumpy, loose, and hysterical are just a few that spring to mind,...
Sometimes I love New Zealand’s ‘she’ll be right’ attitude. Not stressing over the details is great for things like playing sports or planning a...
When I was a little girl, I used to purposefully hate on the colour pink. I was a purple girl, thank you very much. Pink was far too girly ....
Let’s face it, New Zealand’s sex ed is generally pretty terrible when it comes to gender and sexuality. I don’t think the word ‘lesbian’ was...
In my experience, the first few trips to get contraception and protection from Family Planning or the doctor require a whole team of girls....
Women are creatures of wisdom. Call it intuition, experience, insight, a hunch, whatever… the...
If you based your knowledge of sexual consent on popular movies, books, and songs, you would probably be a rapist. So why is Western pop culture...
I regret taking the pill. Not because I’m against contraception, or I didn’t like taking medication daily, but because my enjoyment of life was...
Ata mārie diary!
Watercress and avocado on toast for...
Waitangi Day is just around the corner, which means that thinly-veiled racism season has...
It starts when we’re babies ourselves. We can barely walk, and we’re presented with a tiny plastic humanoid dressed in a cute onesie that, truth...
First published on Thursday the 16th of March, 2017, this piece comes in at number 4 in the top 30 most read Villainesse stories of 2017....
First published on Wednesday the 3rd of May, 2017, this piece comes in at number 5 in the top 30 most read Villainesse stories of 2017.
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First published on Wednesday the 28th of June, 2017, this piece comes in at number 8 in the top 30 most read...
By Ben Mack, Lizzie Marvelly and Jo Raj
First published on Friday the 24th of March, 2017, this piece comes in at number 10 in the top...
First published on Saturday the 11th of November, 2017, this piece comes in at number 12 in the top 30 most read Villainesse stories of 2017....
First published on Friday the 19th of May, 2017, this piece comes in at number 14 in the top 30 most read Villainesse stories of 2017.
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First published on Tuesday the 25th of April, 2017, this piece comes in at number 17 in the...
First published on Saturday the 22nd of July, 2017, this piece comes in at number 20 in the top 30 most read Villainesse stories of 2017....
First published on Wednesday the 8th of March, 2017, this piece comes in at number 21 in...
First published on Tuesday the 4th of July, 2017, this piece comes in at number 23 in the top...
First published on Sunday the 19th of November, 2017, this piece comes in at number 24 in...
First published on Saturday the 4th of February, 2017, this...
First published on Friday the 11th of August, 2017, this piece comes in at number 28 in the...
It’s been a long time since I wrote a letter to Santa. Now I think back, letters to the North Pole are somewhat wasted on the young. I’m quite...
Sex on the beach. It’s either AMAZING, or the most horrendous experience ever. Opinion at Villainesse is passionately divided. So we came up with...
I really think Don Brash might be Australian.
It’s just a feeling I’m getting in my waters, and I have good...
We’re quite familiar with how women’s genitals are often depicted in porn and other media (when they’re depicted at all). Smooth. Hairless. Petite...
Aaaah .. parents. You can’t choose ‘em. You can’t blame them for everything. You can’t dump them.
Or can you?
If the relationship...
Every year, usually around September, there is a marked change in the air. ‘Is it spring?’ you think to yourself. Maybe. Possibly.
All...
#MeToo .
#BelieveWomen .
#WomenBoycottTwitter .
Most of us know what these hashtags are, and the unspeakable vileness...
It’s been an interesting evolution of the demise of Hollywood producer and studio head, Harvey Weinstein. In case you’ve been living under a rock...
There comes a time in every year when I want to crawl into bed with a bottle of wine, a full season of my current Netflix addiction, a tub of ice...
Thank f*ck it’s finally finished. It’s been a dirty, long-winded, teeth-grinding, soul-destroying few months, but...
This year, on September 23, New Zealand will vote on who gets to lead the country for the next three years. Over the past few months, Villainesse...
This year, on September 23, New Zealand will vote on who gets to lead the country for the next three years. We've watched the unbelievable...
The story of Cinderella is...
UPDATE: On August 21, Peter Dunne announced his resignation from politics. He will not be seeking re-election.
This year, on September...
UPDATE: On August 9, Metiria Turei announced that she would step down as Co-Leader of the Green Party and resign from politics at the election....
UPDATE: On August 1, Andrew Little stepped down as Leader of the Labour Party. He remains at Number 3 on the Labour list.
This year, on...
“Are you retarded?”
Let’s be honest: we’ve all heard the above. And most of us know it’s incredibly offensive. So why do we keep saying...
It was the tape heard around the world: then-US presidential candidate Donald Trump, allegedly believing he was off the record, graphically...
These days, most of my emails begin with: “I’m so sorry for the late reply! I’ve been snowed.” At the surface level, the expression sounds quaint...
Imagine this: you’re hanging out with your flatmates or friends at a pub, and one of them makes a comment about the outfit a woman at the other...
My favourite colour is pink. I’m not talking dark tones that look more like plum or maroon than anything else, either – no, I’m talking shockingly...
The pill was perhaps my favourite form of contraception – it was low-fuss, timing my period by its packaging made me feel even more excessively...
North Korea. Russia...
From The Hunger Games to 1984 , dystopian fiction has always been a bestseller....
I’m blaming the Kardashians. Or maybe Donald Trump. Definitely social media.
I need to blame someone because I’m so fucking angry....
It still feels like something out of a bad sci-fi novel depicting a dystopian hell: a bully with an orange face is the president of the United...
First published on Saturday the 7th of May, 2016, this piece comes in at number 2 in the top 30 most read Villainesse stories of 2016.
First published on Saturday the 30th of January, 2016, this piece comes in at number 7 in the top 30 most read Villainesse stories of 2016....
First published on Sunday the 11th of September, 2016, this piece comes in at number 8 in the top 30 most read Villainesse stories of 2016....
