1. Will you be eligible for free tertiary education? Government releases details about its free education scheme.

2. What the fuck, Republicans? GOP endorses Roy Moore even after a slew of allegations of sexual misconduct. Biiiiiig surprise.

3. Are you excited to see Robin Wright’s character step into the lead role in House of Cards? The final season is being reworked after Kevin Spacey was fired over sexual misconduct allegations.

4. Now we’ve got rid of microbeads, can we stop making stupid shit that is terrible for the planet? Government moves forward with ban.

5. Where do we even begin with this one? China closes school that taught women to be subservient to men.