1. Planning on having a baby anytime soon? Labour has announced an increase of paid parental leave to 26 weeks.
2. Is there any point asking if America plans on changing its gun laws? Despite another mass shooting in Texas, we doubt things will change.
3. Should this be a how-to guide to shut down jokes about sexual harassment? It left the men in question suitably chastened.
4. Could The Orange One be any more of an uncultured ass? Dumping a box of fish food into a precious koi carp pond in Japan was a dick move.
5. Which horse will you be backing in today’s Melbourne Cup race? It’s the race that stops the nation(s).Support Villainesse