1. Could somebody tell Brock Turner to go f**k himself? Seriously.
2. Are we yet to experience the world’s largest earthquake in NZ? We’re right on top on two stuck plate boundary faults.
3. Can Tony Blair stop Brexit? Sounds like he’s going to try.
4. Will this be the first of many same-sex marriage proposals from the Parliamentary floor? But the bigger question is will Tony Abbott attend the wedding?
5. Do you know what a Kwaussie is? Barnaby Joyce certainly does.Support Villainesse